After getting all of Pope Benedict’s luggage loaded into the limo, and He doesn’t travel light, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.

“Excuse me, Your Holiness,” says the driver, “Would you please take your seat so we can leave the airport?”

“Well, to tell you the truth,” says the Pope, “They never let me drive at the Vatican, and I’d really like to drive today.”

“I’m sorry but I cannot let you do that. I’d lose my job! And what if something should happen?” protests the driver, wishing he’d never gone to work that morning.

“There might be something extra in it for you,” says the Pope.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

“Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!” pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. “Oh, dear God, I’m gonna lose my license,” moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

“I need to talk to the Chief,” he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he’s stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

“So bust him,” says the Chief.

“I don’t think we want to do that – he’s really important,” said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed, “All the more reason!”

“No, I mean really important,” said the cop.

The Chief then asked, “Who have you got there, the Mayor?”

Cop : “Bigger.”

Chief : “Governor?”

Cop : “Bigger.”

“Well,” said the Chief, “Who is it then?”

Cop : “I think it’s God!”

Chief : “What makes you think it’s God?”

Cop : “He’s got the fukkin’ Pope as a chauffeur!”

कुछ ऐसा नशा हुआ
के हमारे होश उड़ गए
आपकी आँखों में जो (नशा) देखा
तो आज शराब के पैसे बच गए !!!!

Kuch Aisa Nasha Hua

Ke Humare Hosh hi Ud Gaye

Aapki Aankho Mei Jo Dekha

to Aaj Sharab Ke Paise Bach Gaye

Written Originally

by Your Truly…

PS : I have actually written this shaayri to save money.

Tomatoes are very costly these days. And I know you guys will throw in a lot of them for me to have a soup tonight

For all the lazy people like me out there, I got a good new thing for you.

Just read this.

Neck Exercise - Click To enlarge

Happy Deepavali

Greeting Card Made by ~TrIXInc – A wonderful artist and A Dear Friend

Can't Wait

Can’t describe the feeling.

happy weekend

Hey guys.  Nice Monday morning. Its cool here in Pune. So guys tell me what you did this weekend? it was the first weekend of July
For me I finished watching few of my backlog Movies and TV Shows. We went for a movie and a lunch (which we regret now )

We watched IIFA awards because the India West Indies match was washed away by rains.

We are missing rain so much across India. Its almost a drought situation here. Though its raining a bit here in Pune but its not enough. Thankfully the temperature is good and so is the weather.

Cute Baby

Yeah. I will be a Dad soon. and I feel great, excited and a bit more careful now.

The time is a bit difficult for me. Its probably because its my first time. But I am certainly loving the feeling. Its the time when you have to take up a lot of responsibilities, or at-least learn to take them.

Its a difficult time for Palak(My wife) though. The nausea is sometimes unbearable for her as well as for me . But she feels happy too.

Its like everything is new. We both are enjoying and we are actually a bit under prepared for this new entry to our life.
I have left everything up to my family for this. Wish me luck guys. Thanks for reading.